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Qurt Darreh is a village in Taghamin Rural District, Korani District, Bijar County, Kurdistan Province, Iran. At the 2006 census, its population was 106, in 24 families. The village is populated by Azerbaijanis.
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Anna Ishii is a Japanese dancer, actress and model. She is a former member of E-girls and represented by LDH.
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Billboard Top Rock'n'Roll Hits: 1970 is a compilation album released by Rhino Records in 1989, featuring 10 hit recordings from 1970.
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{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
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