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{"fact":"One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.","length":96}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a duck that gets all A's?","punchline":"A wise quacker.","id":202}
{"fact":"A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.","length":43}
{"fact":"Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.","length":81}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is the tallest building in the world?","punchline":"The library, it’s got the most stories!","id":248}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is a tornado's favorite game to play?","punchline":"Twister!","id":240}
{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
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{"fact":"Mountain lions are strong jumpers, thanks to muscular hind legs that are longer than their front legs.","length":102}
{"type":"general","setup":"What’s brown and sounds like a bell?","punchline":"Dung!","id":275}
{"fact":"The Maine Coon is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":84}
{"fact":"Cats' eyes shine in the dark because of the tapetum, a reflective layer in the eye, which acts like a mirror.","length":109}
{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":111}
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