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The Saint Johns River Ferry, also known as the Mayport Ferry, is an automobile ferry between Mayport and Fort George Island, two areas within Jacksonville, Florida. The 0.9 miles (1.4 km) voyage crosses the Saint Johns River about 2.5 miles (4.0 km) inland of the river's mouth and travels in an east-west direction for approximately 2,000 feet (610 m) on State Road A1A. It departs every half-hour.
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{"fact":"When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.","length":91}
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{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
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{"fact":"On average, cats spend 2\/3 of every day sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.","length":129}
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James Uriah Adams was an American planter and politician from Richland County, South Carolina.
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